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Remember when Democrats weren’t so welcoming to immigrant kids? [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/Mikerhartmann/status/485821158416072705

Tweeter @Ringo6 reminds us of the time when it was important for children to go back to their home country, regardless of how evil the regime leading it was.

http://twitter.com/#!/Ringo6/status/485799157244772353

Zing. Who could forget the paramilitary extraction of Elian Gonzales prior to shipping the poor kid back to Communist Cuba.

@Ringo6
Wasnt it because he was Cuban?

Elian Gonzalez leaves Cuba for first time since bitter custody battle;
nydailynews.com/news/world/eli…— Joshua (@woodardjba) July 06, 2014

Now Elian is a well indoctrinated Castro lover.

http://twitter.com/#!/SoquelCreek/status/485812445974237184

http://twitter.com/#!/Ringo6/status/485813606647218177

It’s all about the numbers for some people.

DJ duo: Ebola was manufactured for population control

http://twitter.com/#!/themartinezbros/status/521602694658543617

What is it with musicians and Ebola?

Yesterday, Twitchy brought you the story of a Grammy-nominated production team, Arkatech Beatz, which claimed that Ebola is a fake scenario conjured up by pharmaceutical companies.

The Martinez Brothers, “globe-trotting DJ superstars” from the Bronx, also hold peculiar views about Ebola.

And if you don’t agree with them, “your buggin.”

Poor baby! Being on a plane with Mitt Romney makes actress Laverne Cox ‘gag’

http://twitter.com/#!/krissrosesuxx/status/515178922687086592

“Orange is the New Black” actress and transgender activist Laverne Cox thinks she’s pretty hot stuff. Too hot to have to share a plane with that icky Mitt Romney, evidently:

#MittRomney is on the plane with me. #gag

— Laverne Cox (@Lavernecox) September 25, 2014

Some of her followers had thoughts on what she could do about it:

Fight him “@Lavernecox: #MittRomney is on the plane with me. #gag”

— Baelenciaga. (@HausJasmine_) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox don't touch him! Dirty!

— ivebeenvolked (@IvebeenVolked) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox Bahahaha… Breath thru your mouth!!!

— Mardi Pieronek (@MardiPieronek) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox DRAG HIM

— alec (@alecjayk) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox if there was ever a reason to walk by someone and fart…. Or smile and whisper "Obama's still president"

— sophia (@chriscolfers) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox Best to avoid physical contact. Including fluid exchange.

— Dan Monaghan (@danmonaghan) September 25, 2014

@theferocity @BuzzFeedLGBT @Lavernecox Go up, introduce yourself, then ask to see his special underwear. #MileHighMormon

— Keric Comic (@changeiscomic) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox Please spill a drink on him.

— Candice (@BBCandice) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox slay him

— macey crehan (@macey_danzig) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox Ask if he has opened those binders yet.

— Kim F. Hall (@ProfKFH) September 25, 2014

“@Lavernecox: #MittRomney is on the plane with me. #gag” drag his racist ugly white ass

— zayn stan (@abelplz) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox open the door and push him out

— tash (@lovatash) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox push him off

— India Crone (@India_Crone) September 25, 2014

Gotta love tolerance!

@Lavernecox believe it or not, there are trans republicans, we are a diverse group.

— shae altice (@shaealtice) September 25, 2014

.@Lavernecox It really is awful you have to share a plane with a devoted family man that donates millions to charity. How will you survive?

— AG (@AG_Conservative) September 25, 2014

.@Lavernecox More peace and acceptance from the racist left-wing professional make-believers. #tolerance

— Kevin Lebo (@kevinlebo) September 25, 2014

Classy. https://t.co/6Vl8WIPoob @Lavernecox

— RB (@RBPundit) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox so much for being classy huh?

— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) September 25, 2014

I'm sure he'd feel the same about you. Wait no, he's not rude like you. RT @Lavernecox: #MittRomney is on the plane with me. #gag

— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) September 25, 2014

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

Zing! Pres. Ego honors #PajamaBoy in true Obama style [Photoshops]

http://twitter.com/#!/HarrietBaldwin/status/413207797439168512

It had to happen.

Even bronies are snickering at OFA’s pitful onesie-clad spokesmodel for Obamacare. The Twitterverse dubbed the human contraceptive “Pajama Boy” and quickly went to work mocking his secret identity and giving him his rightful place in memedom.

Obama/#PajamaBoy selfie, anyone?

Of course, no Photoshop mockery would be complete without the narcissist in chief honoring the flannel-covered spokesmodel.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/statuses/413175768366456832

https://twitter.com/cat_1012000/status/413197923338313730

Together, they can honor Rosa Parks. Like father, like son:

https://twitter.com/Paleface31/statuses/413186830356336640

https://twitter.com/Paleface31/status/413197172046168064

https://twitter.com/Monica9707/status/413198009472937984

Giggle-boom: ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy; So there’s this?

Twitter gold! The Obama #PajamaBoy selfie and other must-see mash-ups and memes [Photoshops]

Exclusive: Juiceboxes after dark! OFA’s #Pajamaboy’s identity revealed? [pic]

OFA’s ‘FlannelCare guy’ is Internet sensation … with conservatives [Photoshops]

‘This is getting insane’: OFA’s onesie-clad Obamacare spokesmodel inspires mockery

Let us be clear: The #SOTUDrinkingGame will give you alcohol poisoning

#SOTUDrinkingGame Swig every time Obama refers to "Washington" as if he's been living in Des Moines the last 5 yrs.

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) January 28, 2014

Greg Gutfeld of “The Five” already laid out the rules of his State of the Union drinking game, but with the speech drawing close, it’s time to make final preparations.

#SOTUDrinkingGame Drink every time Obama says, "I did…" Two drinks for, "let me be clear."

— Clay Counts (@ClayCounts21) January 28, 2014

Take two shots when you hear the #POTUS say he will increase the minimum wage, "because it's the right thing to do." #SOTUdrinkinggame

— Alan J. Sanders (@AlanJSanders) January 28, 2014

#SOTUdrinkinggame take a swig of @FireballWhisky every time Pelosi stands up to clap #SOTU

— NaffFeed (@Chris_Naff) January 28, 2014

#SOTUDrinkingGame split a beer with a friend when Obama says spending is investment.

— Daniel (@reyesdanl) January 28, 2014

So, what's your favorite word for #SOTUDrinkingGame? Can't use "I" – don't wanna put anyone in a hospital. #Uniteblue #tcot #libcrib

— John Galt (@JohnGaltTweets) January 28, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/catoletters/status/428274898046181376

http://twitter.com/#!/p4lm2/status/428306343695351808

http://twitter.com/#!/p4lm2/status/428310931030806529

#SOTUDrinkingGame Allow a big gulp for "Ordering an Investigation" "get to the botom" and "bring responsible parties to justice"

— No way José (@HuandaRulz) January 29, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/hbob09/status/428327861422796800

Neil deGrasse Tyson will apologize to George W. Bush as soon as he finds ‘a good medium’

Tyson took to Facebook to write 2,500 word rebuttal about plumbing his brain but can't use it to now apologize. He needs a "medium" for that

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 28, 2014

Twitchy reported that Neil deGrasse Tyson took to his Facebook page to halfheartedly admit that he was wrong for using erroneous quotes to smear George W. Bush. Tyson was pressed on why he hasn’t directly apologized to Bush.

.@neiltyson Why not say "My apologies to George W. Bush for repeatedly & completely misstating what he meant in that quote about 'our God.'"

— Christopher Chabris (@cfchabris) September 28, 2014

Tyson responded that he’s looking for a medium:

@cfchabris Thanks. Sure, I plan to say something like that soon. I’m looking for a good medium & occasion.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) September 28, 2014

Others quickly pointed out that the medium he’s currently using or the one (Facebook) he used previously would work just fine.

@seanmdav @Aaron_RS @neiltyson a good medium would be twitter, and a good time would be any.

— Alexander The Great (@EnblocGarand) September 28, 2014

@neiltyson @cfchabris I hear that Twitter thing is a pretty good medium…just tag in @laurawbush , she'll tell George

— Roger (@Roger247) September 28, 2014

. @neiltyson How about now? On Twitter? What better medium? @MichelleNMeyer @MomMilkshake

— Doug كافر (@dthurston) September 28, 2014

@neiltyson @cfchabris translation…"if I wait long enough, everybody will forget about it."

— JB Neal (@JBJneal44) September 28, 2014

@neiltyson @cfchabris Why? You didn't need a good medium or occasion to lie.

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 28, 2014

.@neiltyson There’s never a bad time or place to say “I was wrong and I’m sorry.”

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) September 28, 2014

Nope.

Sean Davis: Wikipedia’s scrubbing of Neil deGrasse Tyson controversy ‘would make China proud’

Twitchy’s coverage of Neil deGrasse Tyson

Wendy Davis: Hobby Lobby decision ‘restrict(s) access to birth control’

Today's disappointing #SCOTUS decision to restrict access to birth control puts employers between women and their doctors. #TrustWomen

— Wendy Davis (@wendydavis) June 30, 2014

Straight out of the Democrat playbook…

.@WendyDavisTexas Lookey look at who is a lying liar who lies. This case has ZERO to do w/ access, just who's paying for 4 of 20 forms of BC

— Sylvan Rodriguez (@sylvanrodriguez) June 30, 2014

@WendyDavisTexas Just too bad that you can't #TrustWomen to get their own

— Greg Chesser (@GregChesser) June 30, 2014

@WendyDavisTexas Women can buy everything today they could yesterday. Having someone not buy something for you isn't restricting your rights

— Tankpuncher (@Tankpuncher) June 30, 2014

Is anyone falling for this crap?

Democrat talking point: GOP candidates want to ‘block birth control’

Sen. Kay Hagan: ‘A woman’s right to contraception shouldn’t be up for debate’

Lena Dunham weighs in on SCOTUS’ Hobby Lobby ruling

Paul Begala’s ‘dumb’ spin on how Hobby Lobby ruling ‘is a winner for you’ is a loser

Rep. Jared Polis shows off Common Core math in critique of Hobby Lobby decision; Updated

‘Heap pissed off’! Elizabeth ‘Lie-awatha’ Warren ‘can’t believe’ Hobby Lobby outcome

‘Clueless or lying’: Sandra Fluke ‘purposefully ignoring’ fact in Hobby Lobby decision

Amanda Marcotte: High school senior sexually harassed Miss America

Asking a woman to prom = sexual harassment. It all makes sense now https://t.co/5yrfuJcWUi

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 22, 2014

Despite being warned by school officials not to, senior Patrick Farves used a visit by Miss America Nina Davuluri to Central York High School to ask her to the prom. Sure, it might have been awkward, but was it sexual harassment? Amanda Marcotte — at one time John Edwards’ blogmaster — says yes.

http://twitter.com/#!/esjurso/status/458277482769440768

@AmandaMarcotte Usually on your side but asking someone out is not sexual harrasment

— Drew DePaul (@avdepaul) April 21, 2014

Or is it?

@AmandaMarcotte or they ignore it and look like a stuck-up jerk. Either way, dude gets lionized as a hero because reasons. (2)

— Dr. Nerdlove (@DrNerdLove) April 21, 2014

Got it?

@DrNerdLove @AmandaMarcotte
Still the question is unanswered. How is this Sexual Harassment?
This is awkward, yes, harassment, no.— Vincent's Verstandsk (@VerstandskiesK) April 21, 2014

@VerstandskiesK @DrNerdLove Pestering someone with unwanted sexual requests for the purpose of making them uncomfortable is harassment.

— Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) April 21, 2014

That’s why.

@AmandaMarcotte Um…what?

— Jen ® (@NatesMama1128) April 22, 2014

@redsteeze A patriarchal heteronormative cisdance.

— BigMcLrgHuge (@BigMcLrgHuge) April 22, 2014

.@AmandaMarcotte I wish we would start tackling the whole "saying hello to strangers" thing. It's basically the same thing as bullying.

— Dr. Kanko, カンコカゲ (@kankokage) April 22, 2014

You've never actually been on a second date have you @AmandaMarcotte?

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 22, 2014

Mind you, this is a woman who lionizes Bill Clinton.

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 22, 2014

Hey @AmandaMarcotte Miss America's body, Miss America's choice. Stay out of her prom life!

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 22, 2014

‘Disgrace to journalism': David Gregory asks horrifically stupid Christie question

GOOD NEWS, YOU GUYS! @DavidGregory is slowly starting to learn how to question authority again.

— RB (@RBPundit) January 9, 2014

Oh boy! And all it took was a scandal in a Republican’s administration:

.@peterbakernyt isn't the burden for him to prove he didn't create an atmosphere where underlings thought this was okay? #TweetThePress

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) January 9, 2014

Just on its surface, Gregory’s tweet is asinine enough:

@RBPundit WOW. @davidgregory @peterbakernyt

— Heather (@hboulware) January 9, 2014

https://t.co/WYx4xJUTyJ Um … really?

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) January 9, 2014

But when you consider that Gregory didn’t seem to feel that way about anything that happened on President Obama’s watch, his hackery grows exponentially:

I'll take "Questions I Don't Recall David Gregory Asking at the Start of the IRS Scandal" for $400, Alex: https://t.co/mRaZMLo3Va

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) January 9, 2014

.@davidgregory @peterbakernyt Isn't the burden on Obama to prove he didnt create an atmosphere where IRS/EPA/etc would target opponents?

— American Elephant (@AmericnElephant) January 9, 2014

@SaintRPh @davidgregory @peterbakernyt I second the question. Ask the same question of Obama & the NSA, IRS, EPA, DOJ and on & on!

— HORSEFEATHERS (@SarahVail1) January 9, 2014

.@davidgregory @peterbakernyt Hi David.. Hey show me where you asked burden of proof was on Obama for creating the IRS targeting scandal..

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 9, 2014

Gee. He can’t recall. But maybe that’s because he’s still got his own burden to deal with:

@RBPundit I forget, what's the burden on proving you didn't violate DC gun laws on film? @davidgregory

— Michael Blum (@MichaelBlum3) January 9, 2014

Remember this?

.@davidgregory I'll just leave this here. @peterbakernyt pic.twitter.com/XQgGJfdJEH

— RINO Pundit (@RINOPundit) January 9, 2014

What a colossal joke.

@davidgregory @peterbakernyt such rank hypocrisy and dereliction of duty. just quit. you're a disgrace to journalism.

— American Elephant (@AmericnElephant) January 9, 2014

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Twitchy coverage of David Gregory

Twitchy coverage of the NJ bridge scandal

Michelle Fields refers to Phil Robertson as ‘racist'; Evidence for claim requested

@MichelleFields So you're saying Phil is a racist?

— Christina Angelina (@ChristinaN_BigD) December 20, 2013

Not that critics of Phil Robertson need any extra assistance, but count frequent “Hannity” guest Michelle Fields among those who have labeled the “Duck Dynasty” star racist:

http://twitter.com/#!/MichelleFields/status/413892389711790081

Fields also retweeted this:

Before attacking @MichelleFields, I suggest that everyone read the part about Jim Crow. via @CNN http://t.co/wFikfGj7wR

— N.V. Mara Czarnecki (@Nickidewbear) December 20, 2013

The article linked above offered as “evidence” that Robertson is a racist puts words in his mouth. For example, Robertson never said African-Americans were “happier under Jim Crow,” but rather those words are the author’s interpretation of what Robertson said, which was a description of his personal experience in pre-civil rights Louisiana.

These tweeters would rather Fields judge Robertson based on what he actually said on this issue and not from separate, agenda-driven interpretations of those words:

@MichelleFields you likely missed the boat, here, dear. Off the cuff colorful quotes doesn't make u a racist. But I respect your opinion.

— Not Paul Newman (@dmarknewman) December 20, 2013

.@MichelleFields I'm not for turning anyone into a hero, but calling someone a racist is a serious charge that needs proof. Have any?

— AG (@AG_Conservative) December 20, 2013

@JohnEkdahl Yep. Nothing near what he actually said in the interview.

— AG (@AG_Conservative) December 20, 2013

Here are Phil Robertson's full GQ comments. Read them and decide for yourself if worthy of a racism accusation: http://t.co/1RCeIzWgZY

— AG (@AG_Conservative) December 20, 2013

Is it possible Robertson is a huge racist? Of course. However, nothing I read in that GQ article provides serious evidence for it imo.

— AG (@AG_Conservative) December 20, 2013

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[Update]

Fields has since deleted her tweet.

[Update]

Fields responds to Twitchy’s post:

http://twitter.com/#!/MichelleFields/status/414218678062690304