Month: March 2015

Heh: How will the season end for 7 Dems who are ‘Breaking Bad’ from their districts? [pic]

“How will the Democrats’ season of Breaking Bad end?” asks the National Republican Congressional Committee.

Millions of Americans across the country this weekend will wait with bated breath for the series finale of AMC’s Breaking Bad. The show follows the story of Walter White, a middle class father who descends into a life of leading a drug empire, as he “breaks bad” from his former lifestyle.

The show got us at the NRCC thinking about some Democrats who are “breaking bad” from their districts – voting lock-step with President Obama and his liberal, big government agenda – while trying to hide it from their constituents.

Visit the NRCC to learn more about how vulnerable Democrats Jim Matheson, John Barrow, Ron Barber, Nick Rahall, Collin Peterson, Ann Kirkpatrick and Mike McIntyre are “breaking bad.”

http://twitter.com/#!/NRCC/status/383582180351307776

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/27/heh-how-will-the-season-end-for-7-dems-who-are-breaking-bad-from-their-districts-pic/

#Emmys viewers rave about Jon Hamm’s beard

http://twitter.com/#!/Glam_azon1026/status/381942146846445568

And the most buzzed about Facial Hair Award at the Emmys show goes to…Mad Men’s Jon Hamm.

http://twitter.com/#!/MARYKATERICE/status/381963214822834176

http://twitter.com/#!/Jessica_MWKfan/status/381955459822800896

http://twitter.com/#!/leahliars/status/381936231850205184

There were a few thumbs down…

Target to the rescue.

http://twitter.com/#!/Target/status/381957435335786496

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/22/emmys-viewers-rave-about-jon-hamms-beard/

Martha MacCallum sums up Russia’s hockey loss with one Putin face [pic]

Delicious.

Snicker. At Sochi on Wednesday morning, Finland eliminated Russia and will move on to the hockey semifinals.

Ask and ye shall receive! Or, receive-ish.

https://twitter.com/_FatCorey/status/436162558525849601

Heh. Well, we can imagine his face today. Fox News’ Martha MacCallum tweeted out this hilarious Putin Face photo from earlier this week that still serves to sum up the loss:

Viewers couldn’t get enough of the schadenfreude, old and new.

http://twitter.com/#!/cbarbato07/status/436151867060404225

Editor’s note: This post has been corrected to reflect the correct day: Wednesday, not Tuesday. We apologize for the error.

Related:

‘Sadimir Putin’? Check out Putin’s face at the USA-Russia ice hockey game [pic]

Full Twitchy coverage of the 2014 Sochi Olympics

Full Twitchy coverage of Martha MacCallum

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/19/says-it-all-martha-maccallum-sums-up-russias-hockey-loss-to-finland-with-one-putin-face-pic/

These 21 People Failed So Hard At Cooking They Should Be Banned From The Kitchen. OMG.

It’d be impossible for everyone to be a gourmet chef. Some people specialize in microwaved meals while others are awesome at boiling water and adding noodles. These 21 people, however, are so terrible at cooking they shouldn’t be legally allowed in the kitchen. Just boiling water would be an issue for them. Their cooking fails are so epic and so terrible, they nearly defy the laws of physics. How did any of this happen?

1.) This is what Hell’s Kitchen really looks like.

Complex

2.) I can’t even imagine what they were going for here.

Complex

3.) You know it’s bad when this wasn’t meant to be BBQ.

Complex

4.) You may get diabetes from just looking at that.

Complex

5.) HOW do you make cookie dough do this?!

Complex

6.) Mmm. Burned everything.

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7.) P.S. That’s now how you cook a pizza.

Complex

8.) I hope someone has takeout handy. And a fire extinguisher.

Complex

9.) Are those… nachos?

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10.) This is so bad, science can’t even explain it.

Complex

11.) When cinnamon rolls go bad.

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12.) These kind of look edible?

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13.) I just feel bad for these cake pops.

Complex

14.) When cooking, please avoid burning down the house.

Complex

15.) Oops-meal.

Complex

16.) Pineapple upside-down-and-exploded cake! Yum!

Complex

17.) This is why you shouldn’t boil eggs for hours.

Complex

18.) How does one mess up Ramen noodles?

Complex

19.) Angry, angry cookie monster…

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20.) Pro tip: quesadillas should have more than black beans inside.

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21.) This is NOT how you make sticky sushi rice.

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(H/T Complex) When these people cook, this is what happens.

D’oh.

So take pity on those who are cuisine-challenged. It’s not their fault. It’s not a choice. They were born this way… so buy them a box of Pop Tarts and share this article.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/new-cooking-fails/