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Month: December 2015
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‘No more mister nice guy': Alice Cooper’s deadly knife skills [video]
@RealAliceCooper ALICE COOPER BABY
When he’s not busy being the king of “shock rock” or playing golf, Alice Cooper apparently spends his time being a knife-throwing badass.
No more mister nice guy.
Actually, he’s 66 … but he still rocks.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/26/no-more-mister-nice-guy-alice-coopers-deadly-knife-skills-video/
After Paying The Delivery Guy For Pizza…
19 Reasons Not To Visit The Miami Area
Welcome to EWWW / Bienvenido a OOOOOF.
1. The sunsets look like this everywhere, right? Boring.
Elido Turco / Creative Commons / Flickr: elidoturco
Sunset over the Miami skyline.
2. The only thing to do there is go to cheesy nightclubs. Everyone knows this.
The Hanging Gardens at PAMM
Patrick Farrell for VISIT FLORIDA / Creative Commons / Flickr: visitflorida
MOCA
Iring Chao / Creative Commons / Flickr: iring
The Miami Museum of Science and Planetarium
GRP / Creative Commons / Flickr: gpmpk
“Hanging garden” at the Pérez Art Museum Miami (PAMM), North Miami’s Museum of Contemporary Art (MOCA), and “touching the orb” at the Patricia and Philip Frost Museum of Science.
3. If you’re not a beach person, you’re out of luck, because there’s NOTHING else to do there.
Wally Gobetz / Creative Commons / Flickr: wallyg
The Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts consists of the Sanford and Dolores Ziff Ballet Opera House, the John S. and James L. Knight Concert Hall, and the Carnival Studio Theater.
4. No one there even reads.
Bob B. Brown / Creative Commons / Flickr: beleaveme
A look at the annual Miami Book Fair International.
5. The people are shallow. They only care about clubbing and shopping and getting a tan.
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2006 immigration rally.
6. And it’s just all… the same. You’ve seen one palm tree, you’ve seen ‘em all. Zzzzzzzzzz!
Lisa Jacobs / Creative Commons / Flickr: bunnygoth
Multi-colored bougainvillea at Fairchild Tropical Garden.
7. People there basically subsist on overpriced cocktails.
Mark Mathosian / Creative Commons / Flickr: markgregory
A beautiful little jolt of Cuban coffee.
8. It’s positively swarming with gators!
Rick Webb / Creative Commons / Flickr: lizstless
Watch out! It’s the dreaded(edly adorable) Florida manatee.
9. The official bird of South Florida is the mosquito, or so I’ve gathered from many a Facebook joke.
Jorge ElÃas / Creative Commons / Flickr: italintheheart
Peacocks roam streets and rooftops alike across Miami.
10. Not to mention all the corny “tourist traps.”
Junior Henry / Creative Commons / Flickr: jr8henry
A nighttime view of the Vizcaya mansion.
11. Rumor has it that the only songs that play there are by Will Smith or LMFAO.
Fabio / Creative Commons / Flickr: fabiomiami
A music-themed mural in Little Havana.
12. Yup, just “Welcome to Miami,” blaring from every corner.
Knight Foundation / Creative Commons / Flickr: knightfoundation
Boukman Eksperyans perform at Big Night in Little Haiti.
13. It’s an ugly, plastic area.
Kenneth Garcia / Creative Commons / Flickr: kennethgarcia
Vine-covered oak branches reach out to one another across Coral Way.
14. It’s just so… tacky.
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Miami’s iconic Freedom Tower, the “Ellis Island of the South.”
15. The art scene there is just an excuse for pretentious people to throw parties.
Mural by Brazilian artist Eduardo Kobra / Via Wally Gobetz / Creative Commons / Flickr: wallyg
Eduardo Kobra mural is just one example of Miami’s accessible art scene.
16. The food there is gross and boring and I want to vom just thinking about it. YUCK.
Wally Gobetz / Creative Commons / Flickr: wallyg
Sally Taylor / Creative Commons / Flickr: sataylor
Dan Goldman / Creative Commons / Flickr: burningdove
A Cuban frita from El Rey de las Fritas, Colombian patacón and empanada at Bolivar, and a Trinidadian-spiced curry roti roll from Christine’s Roti Kitchen.
17. The Miami area simply lacks any sense of history.
Thomas Hawk / Creative Commons / Flickr: thomashawk
Miami Beach’s Holocaust Memorial.
18. It’s aggressively basic, with no sense of originality or weirdness.
The mysterious Coral Castle was built with over 1,100 tons of coral rock quarried, carved, and assembled through unknown means by one man, Edward Leedskalnin, as a monument to his lost love. Or it was built by aliens. One can never be too sure.
19. Everything has to be loud and showy! There’s no place for quiet moments.
VISIT FLORIDA Editor / Creative Commons / Flickr: visitflorida
The view from the Deering Estate at sunset.
UGH. Don’t ever visit. You’ll hate every delicious, musical, inspiring, sun-drenched, ocean breeze-kissed moment.
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The sun rises over the Miami skyline, as seen from Matheson Hammock.
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Matrix Morpheus
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A 7 Year Old Boy Was Being Beaten…
So much for being traumatized…
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You won’t believe who ‘Meet the Press’ chose for Obamacare ‘reality check’
Now, turning off #MTP in disgust and taking daughter shell-hunting on the beach.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) December 1, 2013
Granted, that is always the right move. But what caused National Review’s Jonah Goldberg to do that today? Well, this happened:
Really? Wow. RT @JonahNRO: Good lord. #MTP is going to Ezekiel Emanuel and Ezra Klein for its "reality check" segment. That's balance?
— Byron York (@ByronYork) December 1, 2013
Yes, really.
https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/407151284978860033
Unbelievable. Yet, of course, totally believable. Ezekiel Emanuel, an architect of Obamacare whom actor Adam Baldwin called a “lying freak.” And the always absurd and hack-tastic Ezra Klein. Balance? Well, if you want to balance lying hack with hackier lying hack.
I can't believe #MTP couldn't land Jay Carney to round out this ObamaCare "reality check" panel.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) December 1, 2013
Snort!
Other viewers also called out “Meet the Press” for the epic fail.
@JonahNRO @ByronYork just watched it. I learned that the site is fine enough and people should calm down about insurance 'disruption
— Joel Gehrke (@Joelmentum) December 1, 2013
DNC TV! RT @JonahNRO: Good lord. #MTP is going to Ezekiel Emanuel and Ezra Klein for its "reality check" segment. That's balance?”
— Kelly Johnston (@johnston_kelly) December 1, 2013
Delusional RT @ByronYork: RT @JonahNRO:. #MTP is going to Ezekiel Emanuel and Ezra Klein for its "reality check" segment. That's balance?”
— Dr. Marty Fox (@DrMartyFox) December 1, 2013
@DavidGregory on #MTP: "Let's get a reality check on Obamacare by talking with @EzraKlein & Ezekiel Emanuel."… SERIOUSLY!? #Fail
— Vlad Davidiuk (@VladDavidiuk) December 1, 2013
And an excellent exit point:
@ByronYork @JonahNRO A little surprised that either of you would have a reasonable expectation of "balance" from MTP – Really??
— Sam Apicelli (@SamApicelli) December 1, 2013
Truth. What else can you expect from lapdogs?
Related:
Ezekiel Emanuel tells Megyn Kelly O-care debacle blame lies with Fox News; Citizens shred
O-Scare! Adam Baldwin nutshells ‘lying freak’ O-care architect Dr. Emanuel in one pic
Good news, guys: Bar Refaeli says it’s a lie that she wants a ‘famous’ guy
@BarRefaeli should give a regular guy like me a chance lol #inmydreams
— NY Stoner (@newyorkstoner) October 18, 2013
On Thursday, the New York Daily News reported on how Bar Refaeli, “the loneliest supermodel in the world,” just can’t seem to “land a steady boyfriend, future husband and potential father to her children.” And then came the personal ad portion:
Her turn-ons include self-confidence, physical fitness and generosity: “I’m very interested in going out with someone who is big and strong and famous.”
Refaeli took to Twitter to set the record straight.
Just woke up to DailyNews saying I'm looking for a strong FAMOUS guy- what?!?! Where did u get that?? Completely false.
— Bar Refaeli (@BarRefaeli) October 18, 2013
Hopes ignited!
So youre telling me theres a chance! "@BarRefaeli: Woke up to DailyNews saying Im looking for a strong FAMOUS guy- what?! Completely false."
— Mike (@MCM3366) October 18, 2013
@BarRefaeli how about a nice sweet, completely un-famous one?
— hankrupright (@hankrupright) October 18, 2013
I'm neither, hi!! RT @BarRefaeli: Just woke up to DailyNews saying I'm looking for a strong FAMOUS guy- what?!?! Where did u get that??
— Brad Pitt-Clooney (@jokestershere) October 18, 2013
@BarRefaeli So, a flabby regular guy is up your alley? #YoureSayingTheresAChance
— Mama Bear Ispitchee (@phill_ispitchee) October 18, 2013
Don’t stop, belieeeeeevin’!
LOL now I won't be stopped getting asked out by u guys ha?:) i'm single, happy and loving it!
— Bar Refaeli (@BarRefaeli) October 18, 2013
This one’s for you, guys:
#tbt #badgal #notreally http://t.co/wlSp5Hyx9H
— Bar Refaeli (@BarRefaeli) October 18, 2013
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Fired-up Trey Gowdy ‘nails it’ in must-see Obama-slamming speech [video]
I'd say I was in love with #TreyGowdy, but I don't really know him. I may be in love with his backbone, however. #WhatAMan Way to stand Trey
— Saved By The Blood (@vonzion) March 13, 2014
Get ready to fist-pump.
Rep. Trey Gowdy, R-SC, delivered a passionate floor speech in support of the Enforce the Law Act, a bill aimed at holding the president accountable and putting executive overreach in check. Gowdy asked, “How does going from being a senator to a president rewrite the Constitution?” And he reminded everyone of Senator Obama’s own words. Words like this:
Mr. President, what's changed? pic.twitter.com/Dj1WqoCRVG
— Trey Gowdy (@TGowdySC) March 12, 2014
Video:
I will never stand and clap when any President promises to make us an afterthought. http://t.co/IDP00lW8yH
— Trey Gowdy (@TGowdySC) March 12, 2014
The House passed H.R. 4138 in a 233 to 181 vote. Conservatives cheered Gowdy’s speech and the bill that would “authorize the House or Senate to sue the executive branch for not enforcing laws and provide an expedited process through federal district courts.”
I nominate @TGowdySC for Speaker.Do I have a second? WATCH THIS -> http://t.co/FyH8CbH2uQ
— Larry O'Connor (@LarryOConnor) March 13, 2014
#TreyGowdy Bravo! #ProcessMatters! What a great speech.https://t.co/Ov9X3Barfl:
— Suzie (@pinksliptv) March 13, 2014
LOVE #TreyGowdy! He tells it like it is, with no fear. @TGowdySC
— Saved By The Blood (@vonzion) March 13, 2014
<high five> -> Watch Trey Gowdy's Epic Speech on the Floor of Congress That May Be a Defining Moment for America http://t.co/VcfravATRE
— Jack (@Mr_Fastbucks) March 13, 2014
@Hutch_USA @TGowdySC absolutely! Trey, thank you for fighting for our constitution & the rule of law. It's important & we appreciate it!
— Ted Cruz Watch Dog (@DanMartin_cards) March 13, 2014
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