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http://twitter.com/#!/ajjaffe/status/237848058552004609
Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin released an apology ad Tuesday asking voters to forgive him for suggesting that victims of “legitimate rape” rarely get pregnant.
“Rape is an evil act. I used the wrong words in the wrong way and for that I apologize. As the father of two daughters, I want tough justice for predators. I have a compassionate heart for the victims of sexual assault. I pray for them,” Akin says. “The fact is, rape can lead to pregnancy. The truth is, rape has many victims.”
Akin continues: “The mistake I made was in the words I said, not in the heart I hold. I ask for your forgiveness.”
Does this mean Akin plans to remain in the U.S. Senate race despite a growing chorus of voices asking him to drop out?
Doesn't look like Todd Akin plans on going away. Here's his apology ad: http://t.co/8GRFU0hE
— Peter Hershberg (@hershberg) August 21, 2012
NEW VIDEO: Rep Akin ad asks forgiveness. Likely means he is *not* dropping out today. http://t.co/4oSwx4Kr
— Cassidy Moody (@CassFM) August 21, 2012
A new PPP poll indicates Akin has 44 percent support while incumbent Claire McCaskill has 43 percent.
If you're just waking up, Akin has an apology ad up & is looking at a (v early) @ppppolls showing him even w @clairecmc http://t.co/2kpvhqmY
— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) August 21, 2012
But the video apology may be too little, too late.
Never a good sign for a campaign when you have to close your latest ad with "I ask for your forgiveness." http://t.co/48X7ZA7e
— Public_Interest_NC9 (@Public_Interest) August 21, 2012
Oh, Lord. @aburnspolitico: AKIN'S APOLOGY AD: http://t.co/10ZZUcjC
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 21, 2012
Political Memo: When running for public office, don't put yourself in the position where you have to make this video: http://t.co/tFJfMg8m
— Alex Kantrowitz (@Kantrowitz) August 21, 2012
Perhaps Akin should have gone with the ol’ standby:
How come @ToddAkin didn't just come out and BLAME BUSH? How could any of the fool #MSM question him then? #mosen #tcot
— Allan Bourdius (@allanbourdius) August 21, 2012
For the can’t make this up if we tried file, the Obama administration is under fire after reports surfaced that a Hellfire air-to-ground missile somehow ended up Cuba:
Maybe there’s a loophole that needs to be closed? Did Cuba get the missile from a straw buyer? The president should issue an executive order to prevent this in the future, or something:
Eventually the NRA will get blamed:
It gets worse. We knew they had the missile and still normalized relations without getting it back:
Exit question: Has President Obama tried a hashtag yet? #BringBackOurMissile might be just the threat needed to force Cuba to act!
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http://twitter.com/#!/IrisBlasi/status/474892165441921024
The first Friday of every June is “National Donut Day.” This year, it happens to fall on the 70th anniversary of D-Day. Guess which occasion is trending:
Many are thinking that some priorities are seriously out of whack:
http://twitter.com/#!/spambot/status/474791405705916416
http://twitter.com/#!/TooGentToCare/status/474926341117460480
http://twitter.com/#!/HollandMikey/status/474942600324337664
http://twitter.com/#!/JakeSimpson34/status/474948300760969216
http://twitter.com/#!/OKRedneck99/status/474939253324267521
http://twitter.com/#!/rebepayton/status/474953909836853248
http://twitter.com/#!/Kenniffdotcom/status/474944905757073410
http://twitter.com/#!/mayapapaya319/status/474921780210311168
http://twitter.com/#!/Breebaby1012/status/474915374081662976
http://twitter.com/#!/Fashionlovepam/status/474900315045519361
http://twitter.com/#!/Bigg_Dubb/status/474898388195246083
http://twitter.com/#!/laureneliseTV/status/474905189959602176
This is sad:
http://twitter.com/#!/Pullmyfinger82/status/474887275063820288
Really?
However, National Donut Day does at least have a military link:
Double D-Day:
1) In 1938 Salvation Army declared Donut Day to honor those that served donuts to WWI soldiers
2) D-Day – WWII, 1944— Kathryn Nelson (@TacoCatNelson) June 06, 2014
http://twitter.com/#!/mistertug/status/474938899991896064
D-Day and National Donut Day can coexist, but it’s a shame the former has been overshadowed so far on Twitter.
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http://twitter.com/#!/HarrietBaldwin/status/413207797439168512
It had to happen.
Even bronies are snickering at OFA’s pitful onesie-clad spokesmodel for Obamacare. The Twitterverse dubbed the human contraceptive “Pajama Boy” and quickly went to work mocking his secret identity and giving him his rightful place in memedom.
Obama/#PajamaBoy selfie, anyone?
Of course, no Photoshop mockery would be complete without the narcissist in chief honoring the flannel-covered spokesmodel.
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/statuses/413175768366456832
https://twitter.com/cat_1012000/status/413197923338313730
Together, they can honor Rosa Parks. Like father, like son:
https://twitter.com/Paleface31/statuses/413186830356336640
https://twitter.com/Paleface31/status/413197172046168064
https://twitter.com/Monica9707/status/413198009472937984
Related:
Giggle-boom: ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy; So there’s this?
Twitter gold! The Obama #PajamaBoy selfie and other must-see mash-ups and memes [Photoshops]
Exclusive: Juiceboxes after dark! OFA’s #Pajamaboy’s identity revealed? [pic]
OFA’s ‘FlannelCare guy’ is Internet sensation … with conservatives [Photoshops]
‘This is getting insane’: OFA’s onesie-clad Obamacare spokesmodel inspires mockery