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Buh-bye: 10 Kucinich defeat tweets

Democrat Rep. Dennis Kucinich, the eight-term congressman from Ohio and two-time presidential candidate, suffered a humiliating defeat in his primary race tonight. Super Tuesday was super-sad for progressives, who took to Twitter to redistribute the grief — while the rest of the Twitterverse chortled over the out-of-this-world pol’s loss and sore loser-dom:

A US Congress without Dennis Kucinich is a Congress without hope. There goes my voice. FUCK THIS!

— Ian (@thin_white_duke) March 7, 2012

Goodbye Denis Kucinich, your presence will be missed. You can finally return to Valinor.

— Mzungu! Mzungu! (@buckeyemzungu) March 7, 2012

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at this: MSNBC Hosts Grieve Over Kucinich Loss In Ohio http://t.co/vd0HkGYB

— Ed Driscoll (@EdDriscoll) March 7, 2012

Kucinich's loss is the quintessential story of how hubris can cloud your judgement. No campaign at all. @msnbc @edschultz @rachelmaddow

— Colin Rogero (@ColinRo) March 7, 2012

I though Kucinich was going to move to Wash State and run there? Over under on the Dennis & Grayson Show on MSNBC?

— Dave_in_Fla (@Dave_in_Fla) March 7, 2012

@theartofpolitik Kucinich took the early Alien Mother ship home

— Jeff Gauvin (@JeffersonObama) March 7, 2012

Kucinich concedes to Marcy Kaptur, but sounding very bitter, saying her campaign lacked "integrity."

— The Toledo Blade (@toledonews) March 7, 2012

#WarOnWomen RT @ChadPergram: Kucinich says Kaptur ran campagin "that was utterly lacking in integrity" and he fails to congratulate her.

— Soloman (@wisdomofsoloman) March 7, 2012

Kucinich was the left's Ron Paul, but without the sense of humor.

— Charlie Quimby (@CharlieQuimby) March 7, 2012

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If Electronic Billing Didn’t Exist, This Dog’s Family Would Be In Big Trouble

An adorable Boston terrier named Abby likes to skip her afternoon nap every day, because that’s when a certain government worker drops paper treasures through the door.

While she probably thinks that she’s protecting her humans from rectangular invaders, the only thing her bizarre reaction really proves is that the battle between dogs and mail carriers wages on.

I have a feeling that this family has probably switched to electronic billing since Abby came along.

Kanye West Lyrics Perfectly Describe The Story Of Julius Caesar And Cleopatra

Shakespeare would either be proud or he’s rolling in his grave. This is a continuation of history and lyrical poetry.

1. Julius Caesar on meeting Cleopatra for the first time:

2. Caesar restores Cleopatra to the throne:

3. Cleopatra gives birth to Ptolemy Caesar:

4. Caesar refuses to name Ptolemy as his heir:

5. Cleopatra arrives in Rome and it’s a huge scandal:

6. And Caesar declares:

7. Caesar is murdered by the senate on The Ides of March. “Et, tu Brute?”:

8. Cleopatra meets Marc Antony:

9. Octavian talking shit about the whole affair:

10. And problems ensue:

11. Antony when Cleopatra turns her ships around and ditches him after Octavian sends a Roman fleet to conquer Egypt:

12. Cleopatra ends it all after Octavian successfully invades Egypt:

1. Astronaut Terry Virts has tweeted out a picture of a space-cheeseburger.

2. Just. Look. At. It.

3. It makes sense that the normal ingredients are replaced with their space-paste versions, but why is it in a tortilla?

4. Sadly, that means this gif is lying to you.

5. And that this cat sits on a throne of lies.

1. Actress and advocate Jamie Brewer just made history by becoming the first woman with Down syndrome to walk the red carpet at New York Fashion Week.

2. Brewer, who stars on FX’s American Horror Story, strutted down the runway on Thursday in a chic AHS-inspired black dress by designer Carrie Hammer.

3. Since her first runway show in 2014, Hammer has been known for her “Role Models Not Runway Models” campaign.

5. Hammer receives many nominations for “real women” to appear in her shows, but this year one stood out.

7. While she was walking, Brewer told BuzzFeed Life she did some very subtle homages to some other powerful women she gets to work with: Jessica Lange, Sara Paulson, Gabourey Sidibe, and Emma Roberts.

8. Hammer told BuzzFeed News that Brewer was a joy to work with, calling her a “lightning rod of energy.”