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National media avoids mass shooting in liberal utopia of Baltimore
Another day, another mass shooting that will be underreported because it happened in a city run by liberal Democrats:
Luckily all five people were shot in their “lower extremities” and are expected to survive:
The suspect, however, is still at large and police are “begging” for help in identifying who was responsible:
So, where’s the national media? Yesterday’s shooting happened near an elementary school and kids were everywhere:
Reminder: It was President Obama who said that shootings are “something we should politicize.”
And we’ll happily oblige him. If President Obama wants to talk more gun control, then lets talk about how Democrat-run cities like Baltimore are total failures at stopping gun crimes.
The First Trailer For The Final Season Of “Community” Is Finally Here!
There are new students, but nothing has “chang”-ed.
But Abed (Danny Pudi) is loving it.
And he’s channeling Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on The Big Bang Theory. Yahoo!
There are also new characters like Francesca “Frankie” Dart (Paget Brewster).
She’s a consultant brought in to help whip Greendale into shape. Yahoo!
Theren’s another new character named Elroy Patashnik (Keith David).
He’s a retired scientist who enrolls at Greendale in the hopes of reinventing himself. Yahoo!
Community Season 6 premieres on March 17 on Yahoo! Screen.
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Coming soon to your nonsectarian holiday tree: Liberal Christmas presents
http://twitter.com/#!/Mattphilbin/status/276849370257838080
‘Tis the season for nondescript winter gifts, and in the spirit of the solstice, conservatives are helping our liberal friends pick the perfect ideologically compatible gift. So, whether you have a Festivus Pole or a sustainably farmed ChrismaHanuKwanzaaKah Shrub, #LiberalChristmasPresents can help you find a present that the liberal in your life will treasure for a lifetime.
#liberalchristmaspresents No limit credit card, bill forwarded to great grandchildren.
— SmokeEater (@SmokeEater1978) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents a Bon fire of 24+ oz soda cups and dessert recipe cards and cookbooks.
— Wanda Woman (@alphaMOMster) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Can’t be coal in a stocking since they are shutting down coal…I guess it would be a stocking full of Algae Fuel
— Graham(@PoofImGraham) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Cradle to Grave. The newest government sponsored board game
— Craig Bowden (@CraigBowden2020) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents 1 yr gift enrollment to PETA’S new Tofu of the Month club
— Deborah (@Berrygirl82) December 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/8MilesUp/status/276848522383462400
#liberalchristmaspresents Permission from Al Sharpton & JesseJackson 2 be racist towards black conservatives. Then again, that’s everyday.
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Monogramed Biden Sippy Cup
— Leyla (@LeylaGOP) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents An automatic weapon from Eric Holder’s-Fast & Furious Collection® catalogue! #RememberBrianTerry #ImprisionHolder
— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Rachel Maddow Chia Pet
— GTJessop (@murgatr0id) December 6, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Sand snorkels. A must have! (How else do they live w their heads are buried in the ground?) twitter.com/Lurabyss/statu…
— Lurabyss (@Lurabyss) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents A big Carbon Tax on the lump of Coal in their Christmas stocking! Who needs electricity when you live in the dark?
— Buck (@IH8Commies) December 7, 2012
A free month of birth control! It’s called Get Your Fluke On! #LiberalChristmasPresents
— Alberto Pardo (@BestSocialPrgrm) December 6, 2012
We hope that our left-wing readers found this list helpful in making this nonsectarian season joyful. Conservatives, these could make 2012 a nonreligious holiday to remember for that special socialist in your life. You know, like that annoying dude at the office who’s always busting on you about socialized medicine or the Israeli “apartheid state.” Just sayin’.
First World Problems
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Remember when Democrats weren’t so welcoming to immigrant kids? [pic]
http://twitter.com/#!/Mikerhartmann/status/485821158416072705
Tweeter @Ringo6 reminds us of the time when it was important for children to go back to their home country, regardless of how evil the regime leading it was.
http://twitter.com/#!/Ringo6/status/485799157244772353
Zing. Who could forget the paramilitary extraction of Elian Gonzales prior to shipping the poor kid back to Communist Cuba.
@Ringo6
Wasnt it because he was Cuban?
Elian Gonzalez leaves Cuba for first time since bitter custody battle;
nydailynews.com/news/world/eli…— Joshua (@woodardjba) July 06, 2014
Now Elian is a well indoctrinated Castro lover.
http://twitter.com/#!/SoquelCreek/status/485812445974237184
http://twitter.com/#!/Ringo6/status/485813606647218177
It’s all about the numbers for some people.
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I rarely make it
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31 Microwave Recipes That Are Borderline Genius
Well, this changes everything.
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1. Microwave Risotto
So much easier than standing over a stove, “stirring constantly.” Check out THREE awesome recipes here.
2. Microwave Chocolate Chip Cookie
Not only is this the fastest way to feed a homemade cookie craving, it’s also the only way to make homemade cookies without running the risk of eating a dozen in one sitting. Recipe here.
3. Bacon in the Microwave
No more scrubbing bacon grease off of your favorite skillet. Instructions here.
4. Gluten-Free Microwave Enchiladas
You can also make these gluten-filled by using regular tortillas, if you’d prefer. Either way, the whole thing will take 10 minutes. Recipe here.
5. Chocolate Peanut Butter Mug Cake
The thing about mug cakes is that it’s really hard to share. Oops. Recipe here.
6. Two-Minute French Toast
Syrup to taste, as usual. Recipe here.
7. Vegan, Grain-Free Microwave English Muffin
All about those nukes and crannies! Recipe here.
9. Nutella Mug Cake
Only slightly more difficult than spooning Nutella straight from the jar to your mouth. Recipe here.
10. Microwave Egg White and Cheese Breakfast Sandwich
Those nuked innards would probably taste pretty great on a microwave English muffin, if you want to really go all in. Recipe here.
11. Roasted Garlic in the Microwave
Because roasted garlic makes EVERY dish better, but sometimes you just don’t have the time or patience. Recipe here.
13. Microwave Lemon Bars
Coming soon to a bake sale near you. Like, very near you. The nearest. Because you will bring them. Recipe here.
14. Sour Cream and Onion Microwave Veggie Chips
Satisfy that snack craving ASAP. Recipe here.
15. Microwave-Baked Sweet Potato
Much faster than the hour (or more!) it takes to roast a sweet potato in the oven, with a very similar result. Recipe here.
16. Microwave Ropa Vieja
This classic beef dish is seriously impressive. Recipe here.
17. One-Minute Vegan Coffee Cake
Fresher than anything you could pick up on your way to work. Recipe here.
18. Microwave Chicken and Dumplings
Comfort food, at its finest. Recipe here.
19. Microwave Scrambled Eggs
By taking the eggs out to stir every 45 seconds, you get eggs that are soft and delicious, not gummy and dense. Recipe here.
20. Microwave Mason Jar Pancakes
Bring a Mason jar of pancake batter to work in the morning, then nuke it in your office microwave for a big pancake breakfast! Recipe here.
22. Microwave Cinnamon Roll
Homemade cinnamon rolls are actually sort of a pain, since most call for yeast and thus require lots of waiting (ugh). This one comes together in a matter of minutes! Recipe here.
23. Microwave Macaroni and Cheese
Easier than Easy Mac! Well, maybe not, but probably better. Recipe here.
24. Microwave Lemon-Horseradish Sole
I won’t tell anybody how you did it. They certainly won’t guess. Recipe here.
27. Microwave Salmon en Papillote
Cooking fish en papillote (in parchment paper) in the oven is easy, but this brings things to a whole new level. Recipe here.
28. Microwave Chicken Penne Al Fresco
The chicken in this recipe is pre-cooked, but the pasta gets cooked in the microwave in a delicious mix of broth and tomatoes, then the cheese and chicken get stirred in at the end. Recipe here.
29. Microwave-Baked Apples in a Bag
Easy as pie. Much easier, actually. Recipe here.
31. Toasted Nuts in the Microwave
Toasting nuts in a skillet is pretty labor-intensive, and they never seem to brown evenly. And using an oven is risky, because if you let them go a minute too long, they’re burnt and bitter. The microwave is an easy, foolproof alternative. Instructions here.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/christinebyrne/nuke-your-food