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Journos asking questions about Obama scandals? Birthers, says Carney
http://twitter.com/#!/adamgladhill/status/336897958685577216
Whoa. Press secretary Carney should have stuck with his incessant use of “unfettered” instead during today’s press briefing. Journalists asking questions about Obama administration scandals? Totally birthers, you guys.
What the hell? RT @reidepstein: Woah – Carney compares IRS questions to birth certificate inquiries
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) May 21, 2013
So confused. Carney goes from IRS to President's birth certificate…
— StephJacz (@PolskaKrolowa) May 21, 2013
That’s right. Clown Carney made the shark-jumping leap from questions about various Obama administration scandals to … birthers.
RT @DougHeye Video of Carney comparing IRS questions to birth certificate nonsense – http://t.co/8KQkaYRqdv …
— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) May 21, 2013
Heh.
Carney just compared reporter's q about Sebelius fundraising at HHS to conspiracy theorists asking for Obama's birth certificate. Really?
— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) May 21, 2013
Citizens are rightly disgusted.
Desperation RT @IsaacDovere: Jay Carney compares questions about the current slate of scandals to the search for the Obama birth certificate
— Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) May 21, 2013
Wow. Tone deaf. Paging McCurry stat! RT@reidepstein: Woah – Carney compares IRS questions to birth certificate inquiries.
— Rob Stutzman (@RobStutzman) May 21, 2013
.@PressSec Throwing the birth cert. controversy in with on-going scandals, was just, low, cheap, immature and plain stupid.
— Leah Shannon (@leehaha62) May 21, 2013
It does further expose something, though.
First real sign this is a SERIOUS problem for the WH MT @reidepstein Whoa: Carney compares IRS questions to birth certificate inquiries
— James Poulos (@jamespoulos) May 21, 2013
Bingo.
Running scared … straight into idiocy.
Oops! CBS News tweets that Obama will discuss the ‘debit limit’
President Obama will talk about the debit limit and take reporters' questions at 11:15 p.m. Watch it here: http://t.co/9FPbif0l
— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 14, 2013
Oh, dear. Words are hard.
@cbsnews debit eh?
— Michael Kelly (@mikekellynecn) January 14, 2013
@cbsnews The “debit” limit?
— Ms. Drea (@Drea25_) January 14, 2013
@cbsnews is he gonna make it where you can withdraw more than $500 daily?and what about putting some tens and fives in the machine? #debit
— Just Some Guy Man (@JustSomeGuyMan) January 14, 2013
And then what about all that blaming of those pesky ATMs for taking away jobs?
@cbsnews mistakenly calling it the DEBIT limit just misleads even more people who already don’t understand the debt ceiling.
— Sarah Duplessis (@SeadooSarah) January 14, 2013
Yep. Thanks again, media!
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/14/oops-cbs-news-tweets-that-obama-will-discuss-the-debit-limit/
Jeanne Shaheen’s answer on Obama’s job approval greeted with laughter
Shaheen asks Brown about outsourcing. His response? You outsourced your independence to President Obama #NHSen
— Jessica Taylor (@JessicaTaylor) October 22, 2014
Here’s a quick clip from tonight’s New Hampshire senatorial debate showing Sen. Jeanne Shaheen ducking a simple yes-or-no question: Do you approve of the job President Obama’s been doing?
Yep.
Don’t worry; Obama’s a big enough man to understand this isn’t about his feelings being hurt.
My Whatsapp Be Like…
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As victims testify, Nidal Hasan asks judge to accomodate prayer schedule
#hasan objects to starting back at 2 Judge says she'll do her best to accommodate his prayer schedule when she can..will start at 2:15
— Rachel Cox (@RachelCoxKEYE) August 9, 2013
Admitted Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan didn’t cross-examine any of the 17 witnesses who testified today, but he did raise a couple of objections, including his objection to a break which interfered with his prayer schedule.
#FortHood trial on lunch break until
2:15p.m. #Hasan asked judge for
2:30p.m. to accommodate his prayer schedule, the answer was no.— alex villarreal (@alexonFOX7) August 09, 2013
Judge to Hasan: I'll do my best to accommodate your prayer time, but sometimes we will not be able to accommodate exact time of prayer @FOX4
— Brandon Todd (@BrandonToddFOX4) August 9, 2013
Hasan also objected to a description of the surgeries performed to remove bullets from the surviving shooting victims, calling it aggravating evidence best reserved for the sentencing phase.
#FortHood trial: #Hasan objects during testimony of wounded soldier talking about future surgeries – "Aggravation evidence has its place."
— Nomaan Merchant (@NomaanMerchant) August 9, 2013
Rare #Hasan objection sustained by Col. Tara Osborn. Legal experts polled quickly surmise Hasan wanted that reserved for sentencing.
— Nomaan Merchant (@NomaanMerchant) August 9, 2013
#Hasan said "aggravating evidence has its place," referring to when it should be put on, during sentencing. Judge sustained his objection
— Philip Jankowski (@PhilJankowski) August 9, 2013
As of today, 44 witnesses have testified against Hasan.
Many of the victims thought it was a training exercise when shooting started. #Hasan #FortHood
— Philip Jankowski (@PhilJankowski) August 9, 2013
Sgt. 1st Class Paul Martin testified about getting shot in the back and believing he was paralyzed. #Hasan #FortHood
— Philip Jankowski (@PhilJankowski) August 9, 2013
Shawn Manning, lead plaintiff in civil suit against DoD, Army and #Hasan re 'workplace violence' issue just testified. #FortHood
— Philip Jankowski (@PhilJankowski) August 9, 2013
Sgt shot 6 times "I pretended like I was dead. I figured that the shooter would finish me off if he saw that I was alive #Hasan @KCENNews
— Sophia Stamas (@SophiaStamas) August 9, 2013
Sgt. Paul Martin testifies Major Hasan tried to finish off some victims: "he was shooting at us to make sure we were dead." #FortHood
— August Skamenca (@Skamenca) August 9, 2013
Logan Burnett told two soldiers near him in medical processing center "we can't stay in here and die." #Hasan
— Philip Jankowski (@PhilJankowski) August 9, 2013
Testimony very consistent. Nearly all thought initially the shooting was a training exercise. #Hasan #FortHood
— Philip Jankowski (@PhilJankowski) August 9, 2013
The court martial resumes Monday morning and is expected to continue through the week.
http://twitter.com/#!/CNNExpress/status/365950673004670976
Almost everyday on my way to work
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Lapdogs swoon! Non-lapdogs guess Obama’s next Egypt move (snort)
And Obama still won't call what happened in Egypt a coup. What a cluster.
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) August 15, 2013
Yep. President Obama made a statement Thursday morning on the violence in Egypt. As Twitchy reported, journalists and protesters are being shot, churches are being burned and the death toll is rising.
He was late to speak, natch. This Twitter user guesses why:
Obama is late to his press conference again. The Admin has to come up with ways to explain the coup in Egypt without calling it a coup.
— Holy Moly Christian (@MarxistsSuck) August 15, 2013
That’s right: The “coup” word is still not being uttered.
Not a coup..Remember RT @davidgregory: Obama says after coup a "more dangerous path was taken " in Egypt.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 15, 2013
There's #over 500 dead Egyptians & #Obama has still #NOT called it a #COUP, huh? #AssClown
— Boca Legend (@BocaLegend) August 15, 2013
Also assclowns? Lapdogs in the media.
#Breaking: President Barack Obama on Thursday cancelled planned joint military exercises with #Egypt, his strongest denunciation to date.
— POLITICO (@politico) August 15, 2013
Isn’t he so strong and dreamy?! Squee!
CBS’ Margaret Brennan thinks so!
President Obama condemning & deploring violence in Egypt (strong words in diplomatic circles) & refers to coup as a military 'intervention'
— margaret brennan (@margbrennan) August 15, 2013
Whatever, rubes! Y’all just don’t get the “diplomatic circles” nuance-y nuance.
Non-lapdogs rightly take the media to task.
@politico Wow, scary. I think I hear a collective sigh of relief from those being slaughtered.
— J. Rock Brazen (@jackbrazen) August 15, 2013
@politico Yeah that'll show them..
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 15, 2013
AP enters the mix:
Dear @AP, you pro-Obama hacks, the "BREAKING" news is that Obama didn't do anything about aid to Egypt. FYI, you lapdog pieces of shit.
— RB (@RBPundit) August 15, 2013
Tell us how you really feel!
What “news” did we get from Obama?
So far, we condemn and implore and extend condolences.
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) August 15, 2013
Pathetic. Paper Tiger POTUS strikes again.
What can we expect from him next?
Watch out. Soon Obama will be threatening to send a very strongly worded letter.
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) August 15, 2013
Snort.
Related:
David Cameron, others remember Sky News cameraman Mick Deane, shot and killed in Egypt
‘Literal pogrom’: Churches set ablaze, vandalized by Morsi supporters in Egypt [photos]
Sweden’s foreign minister to Egyptian ambassador: Are protesters shooting themselves?
Journalist live-tweets tear gas attack on pro-Morsi forces in Egypt
Paper Tiger POTUS: Obama’s ‘red line’ on Syria totally just a gaffe, guys!
Grumpy Cat
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