The U.S. sent Cuba a Hellfire missile by mistake and they won’t return it

For the can’t make this up if we tried file, the Obama administration is under fire after reports surfaced that a Hellfire air-to-ground missile somehow ended up Cuba:

Maybe there’s a loophole that needs to be closed? Did Cuba get the missile from a straw buyer? The president should issue an executive order to prevent this in the future, or something:

Eventually the NRA will get blamed:

It gets worse. We knew they had the missile and still normalized relations without getting it back:

Exit question: Has President Obama tried a hashtag yet? #BringBackOurMissile might be just the threat needed to force Cuba to act!

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Zing! Pres. Ego honors #PajamaBoy in true Obama style [Photoshops]!/HarrietBaldwin/status/413207797439168512

It had to happen.

Even bronies are snickering at OFA’s pitful onesie-clad spokesmodel for Obamacare. The Twitterverse dubbed the human contraceptive “Pajama Boy” and quickly went to work mocking his secret identity and giving him his rightful place in memedom.

Obama/#PajamaBoy selfie, anyone?

Of course, no Photoshop mockery would be complete without the narcissist in chief honoring the flannel-covered spokesmodel.

Together, they can honor Rosa Parks. Like father, like son:


Giggle-boom: ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy; So there’s this?

Twitter gold! The Obama #PajamaBoy selfie and other must-see mash-ups and memes [Photoshops]

Exclusive: Juiceboxes after dark! OFA’s #Pajamaboy’s identity revealed? [pic]

OFA’s ‘FlannelCare guy’ is Internet sensation … with conservatives [Photoshops]

‘This is getting insane’: OFA’s onesie-clad Obamacare spokesmodel inspires mockery

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‘Everything will be ok': White House tweets pic of Obama on the phone!/WhiteHouse/status/499988910622392320!/secretkauaigirl/status/499989359970377728!/methuselaschild/status/499998192323162112!/DraftRyan2016/status/499992857441488898!/bradcundiff/status/500022489133494273


As if we didn’t have enough pictures from this administration of goofy people on bikes.


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Let us be clear: The #SOTUDrinkingGame will give you alcohol poisoning

Greg Gutfeld of “The Five” already laid out the rules of his State of the Union drinking game, but with the speech drawing close, it’s time to make final preparations.!/catoletters/status/428274898046181376!/p4lm2/status/428306343695351808!/p4lm2/status/428310931030806529!/hbob09/status/428327861422796800

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Jeanne Shaheen’s answer on Obama’s job approval greeted with laughter

Here’s a quick clip from tonight’s New Hampshire senatorial debate showing Sen. Jeanne Shaheen ducking a simple yes-or-no question: Do you approve of the job President Obama’s been doing?


Don’t worry; Obama’s a big enough man to understand this isn’t about his feelings being hurt.



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‘LULZ!’ This is how absurdly ABC spun Obama’s Putin phone call [pic]!/coolhandschlute/status/439979968118800384

Oh, lapdogs! As Twitchy reported, the White House released a baffling photo of President Obama’s phone call with Vladimir Putin. ABC immediately spun like the wind. That ridiculous photo? Totally fear-inducing and tough and stuff.

Go home, ABC. You are drunk. On love for President Boyfriend.

How embarrassing.

But, wait! He has this:!/Ezra_Pownd/status/439991603294244864


Double snort.

And an exit question:


CBS political director/Slate correspondent covers for absentee president

Forward! Smart(phone) diplomacy? Should this be the Obama administration’s new motto?

‘Brandishes phone at Putin!’ WH releases baffling pic of Obama phone call; Most disturbing part?

‘Useless appendage’: First look at upcoming ‘official’ WH pics of Obama at national security meeting?

‘Extraordinary standoff’: Ukraine troops won’t surrender in Crimea [photos]

‘The text does not limit it to Crimea’: Putin reportedly asks parliament to use military in all of Ukraine; Update: Parliament approves

CBS political director/Slate correspondent covers for absentee president

President Empty Chair skips Saturday’s national security meeting?

Is this how we’ll know when President Empty Chair means business with Russia? [pic]

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