Santorum challenges Romney to one-on-one debate

WKIM Radio Milwaukee:

Rick Santorum reiterated his challenge to debate Mitt Romney to talk about issues in key primary states Saturday afternoon, pointing to the debates held between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton during 2008 when they were the final contenders for the Democratic nomination.

“I’ve actually asked for debates with Governor Romney, one-on-one debates. This race has clearly gotten down to two candidates that can win the nomination and four years ago, when that happened with Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton, there was a series of one-on-one debates. I’d love to have a one-on-one debate,” Santorum told reporters in a media availability following a speech at the Defending the American Dream Summit.

Santorum first said he would like to have a one-on-one debate earlier this month in an interview with Jonathan Karl on This Week.

“I’d love to be able to get one-on-one with Governor Romney and expose the record that would be the weakest record we could possibly put up against Barack Obama,” said Santorum. “We can’t nominate such a weak candidate.”

Campaigning in the state ahead of the April 3rd primary here, Santorum called Wisconsin a “little hybrid of” Michigan, Ohio and Illinois, but wouldn’t acknowledge whether Wisconsin is a “must-win” state for him, instead directing attention to Romney’s win-loss record as he bears the marker of “inevitability.”

“You know what I keep hearing about these must win states for me. How about must win states for Romney,” Santorum said.

We don’t like to say it, but it recalls for us this passage in Antony & Cleopatra, where, defeated by sea, Antony challenges Octavius Caesar to single combat:

Antony. Is that his answer?

Euphronius. Ay, my lord. 2260

Antony. The queen shall then have courtesy, so she
Will yield us up.

Euphronius. He says so.

Antony. Let her know’t.
To the boy Caesar send this grizzled head, 2265
And he will fill thy wishes to the brim
With principalities.

Cleopatra. That head, my lord?

Antony. To him again: tell him he wears the rose
Of youth upon him; from which the world should note 2270
Something particular: his coin, ships, legions,
May be a coward’s; whose ministers would prevail
Under the service of a child as soon
As i’ the command of Caesar: I dare him therefore
To lay his gay comparisons apart, 2275
And answer me declined, sword against sword,
Ourselves alone. I’ll write it: follow me.

[Exeunt MARK ANTONY and EUPHRONIUS]

Domitius Enobarus. [Aside] Yes, like enough, high-battled Caesar will
Unstate his happiness, and be staged to the show, 2280
Against a sworder! I see men’s judgments are
A parcel of their fortunes; and things outward
Do draw the inward quality after them,
To suffer all alike. That he should dream,
Knowing all measures, the full Caesar will 2285
Answer his emptiness! Caesar, thou hast subdued
His judgment too.

[Enter an Attendant]

Attendant. A messenger from CAESAR.

Cleopatra. What, no more ceremony? See, my women! 2290
Against the blown rose may they stop their nose
That kneel’d unto the buds. Admit him, sir.

[Exit Attendant]

Domitius Enobarus. [Aside] Mine honesty and I begin to square.
The loyalty well held to fools does make 2295
Our faith mere folly: yet he that can endure
To follow with allegiance a fall’n lord
Does conquer him that did his master conquer
And earns a place i’ the story.

Antony & Cleopatra, Act III, sc. xiii

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/25/santorum-challenges-romney-to-one-on-one-debate/

23 Surprising Pickup Lines That Actually Worked

Time to step up your game.

We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us what pickup line has actually worked for them. Here are the amazing results.

1. “What are your thoughts on pasta puns? Do you think they’re saucy or do you think that they lack a bit of meat?”

“My current boyfriend and I met on Tinder, and his first message to me was, ‘Hey quick question for you. What are your thoughts on pasta puns? Do you think they’re saucy or do you think that they lack a bit of meat?’ We ended up conversing only in pasta puns for about an hour. We’ve been dating for 6 months now, so there’s your successful Tinder story!”

Submitted by samk61.

2. “‘If I were to ask you on a date, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

“She got mad and then said yes lol.”

Submitted by ethanw4cf274083.

3. “Did you know that the force of gravity on Jupiter is so strong that if we were able to stand on its surface you would instantly liquify?”

“We’ve been dating almost a year and living together for four months.”

Submitted by phillipb3.

4. “Chemistry? I could help with that.”

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“Upon hearing that I was struggling in my very basic GenEd Chemistry class, he said, ‘Chemistry? I could help with that.’ Hook, line, and sinker. Not only did he help me pass the class… I married him. Chemistry!”

Submitted by Kimberly Turner Jensen (Facebook).

5. “You look very striking tonight.”

“I was wearing a sweatshirt with lightning bolts on it and a guy at the bar came up and said ‘You look very striking tonight.’ and we dated for a while.”

Submitted by paigem46f63795b.

6. “Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a school assignment?”

“I really did have an important project and I interviewed him on public school education laws. I guess it worked because we’re married now. :)”

Submitted by Samantha Sali (Facebook).

7. “My now husband (we’re both dudes) tried to make a lame joke about us both having ‘Joseph’ in both our names.”

“I laughed because I was trying to be polite, but it was totally lame. Two years of dating and eight months of marriage later I still laugh at all his dumb jokes.”

Submitted by Joe Rimmele-Fulton (Facebook).

8. “Hey! You dropped your name tag!”

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“While working as a server at a restaurant, one of the line cooks said ‘Hey! You dropped your name tag!’ and handed me a packet of sugar. We have been dating for two and a half years.”

Submitted by Jessica Lendi Dickson (Facebook).

9. “I once asked a guy what he wanted for breakfast the next morning.”

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“That worked for me!”

Submitted by Cynthia Williams (Facebook).

10. “‘Wanna come over for pizza and sex?”

‘Nope.’
‘Why? What’s wrong with pizza?’

Married and had a kid with him. :)”

Submitted by saraminej.

11. “You look like someone I know… My next girlfriend.”

“He messaged me on Tinder and said, ‘You look like someone I know… My next girlfriend.’ Now we’re married lol.”

Submitted by jennifers467e1e954.

12. “I told a known musician he did a great set.”

@BuzzFeedFashion @BuzzFeed I told a known musician he did a great set.He told me. “Compliments will get you everywhere”.We dated for a year.

— Lridesagain (@Melody Music)

13. “You have beautiful eyes, I have beautiful eyes. Together, our children will have beautiful eyes.”

“My friend’s mom was at a dive bar in Delaware. A guy came up to her and said, ‘You have beautiful eyes, I have beautiful eyes. Together, our children will have beautiful eyes.’ They are now married—and yep, you guessed it. Both of their daughters have beautiful eyes.”

Submitted by magz410.

14. “If you could marry anyone on Game of Thrones, who would it be?”

“This guy messaged me on Tinder asking, ‘If you could marry anyone on Game of Thrones, who would it be?’ We haven’t stopped talking since and we are now an official couple.”

Submitted by brittanyt4661fa348.

15. “What flavour Chupa Chup lolly is that?”

@BuzzFeedFashion @BuzzFeed what flavour Chupa Chup lolly is that? 12yrs and still together 😊

— mycowbell (@Carla Williams)

16. “When I was 15, a boy held out his empty hand and asked if I would ‘hold it’ for him..”

“…I did.”

Submitted by carolinem37.

17. “I need help finding something….”

“The day I met my now fiancé, I was working at Forever 21 & he’s walking by the store & sees me, he comes running up to me & says ‘I need help finding something’ & me trying to be professional I said ‘Sure! What can I help you find today?’ & he said ‘Your phone number.’ It worked. :)”

Submitted by Denisse Marie Reyes (Facebook).

18. ‘Do you have a sober ride home? I could drive you and make sure you get home safe if you would like.’

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“My now fiancé and some of our friends were behind me in line at a bar when I was closing out my tab. I was obviously a little tipsy and accidentally wrote what I wanted to tip in the total line. He said, ‘Do you have a sober ride home? I could drive you and make sure you get home safe if you would like.’ We (always) had a DD, so I didn’t need a ride, but I definitely gave him my phone number and the rest is history.”

Submitted by Rachel Anderson (Facebook).

19. “You have gorgeous blue eyes!”

“A man in a bar told me, ‘You have gorgeous blue eyes!’ I said ‘Uhhh, thanks? But [they’re] green so….’ followed by a wave of awkward silence. And we’ve been together for over 10 years now. :)”

Submitted by Kacey McGrath (Facebook).

20. “Excuse me, but could you fill out this survey for me?”

“Once, a guy that I kind of knew through a friend Instagram direct messaged me a picture of a blank contact (like where you would enter in the name and phone number) and said ‘Excuse me, but could you fill out this survey for me?’ And I was like okay heck yeah you’re awesome and I want to date you right now please.”

Submitted by claireb424854df2.

21. “Wanna play doctor?”

“A friend of mine is an ER nurse. One day they brought in a biker guy, badly messed up after a highway mishap. And when she was trolleying him in to the operation room he opened one eye, saw her, and whispered, ‘Wanna play doctor?’ ”

Submitted by filipj.

22. “If you want your pencil case back, text this number…”

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“My husband and I met 10 years ago in college; he got my number by hiding my pencil case in the library and left a random note saying, ‘if you want your pencil case back, text this number…’ I got my pencil case and he got a wife.”

Submitted by emmabread.

23. “Wow! Your eyes are so gorgeous!”

“A reverse accidental pickup line: My fiancé said ‘Wow! Your eyes are so gorgeous!’ and I replied (rather deadpan, because I was in a horrible mood). ‘Thanks. I grew them myself.’ He hasn’t left my side ever since.”

Submitted by Elizabeth Whitlock (Facebook).

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Trig truther Andrew Sullivan: it’s ‘perverse’ to question Hillary’s condition

With news emerging that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been hospitalized to treat a blood clot in her head, media lapdogs were anxious to shame those who questioned the concussion that prevented her from testifying in December on the deadly Sept. 11 terrorist attack in Benghazi, Libya. Among those who suddenly found themselves outraged that someone would question the integrity of a Clinton was the Daily Beast’s Andrew Sullivan, who called it “perverse” to have doubted that Clinton had suffered a concussion.

https://twitter.com/philipaklein/status/285576852385443840

Here you go!

https://twitter.com/sullydish/status/285807872087044096

What did people expect? A doctor’s note excusing Clinton from testifying?

Plenty were happy to remind medical expert Sullivan of his 2008 election-year quest for proof that Sarah Palin’s son Trig was actually hers. “We need documentation to verify the last pregnancy: the amniocentesis results with Sarah Palin’s name on them, for example,” wrote Sullivan in 2008. That’s right: Hillary Clinton’s word is good, but Sarah Palin needs to provide amniocentesis results. No bias there.

https://twitter.com/ThePantau/status/285810449923055616

https://twitter.com/charlescwcooke/status/285812903137902592

https://twitter.com/j_strong/status/285814889774198785

https://twitter.com/jtLOL/status/285825481008357376

https://twitter.com/ExJon/status/285812200906567681

https://twitter.com/greggutfeld/status/285814132672966657

https://twitter.com/LegInsurrection/status/285808419586338816

https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/285892241183105025

https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/285809186611265536

What other conspiracy theories might spring forth from that mystery that is lady parts? Stay tuned.

https://twitter.com/stephenkruiser/status/285639185161920512

https://twitter.com/AnthonyBialy/status/285837467586818048

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/12/31/trig-truther-andrew-sullivan-thinks-its-perverse-to-question-hillary-clintons-medical-condition/

Akin no-show on Piers Morgan; Schakowsky: Akin ‘real position’ of GOP

Minn. Rep. Todd Akin has been announced as a guest on CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight.”

Earlier in the day, CNN had tweeted that Claire McCaskill would share her reaction to Akin’s comments on the show. However, the link embedded in the tweet appears to be broken.

She says she was "stunned" by the comments of @RepToddAkin. Tonight at 9, @clairecmc elaborates for @piersmorgan: http://t.co/VXUvrqyX #CNN

— Piers Morgan Live (@PiersMorganLive) August 20, 2012

Update: Piers Morgan opened his show speaking to an empty chair and referring to Akin as a “gutless little twerp.” The McCaskill interview was also pulled.

Akin is a no-show on Piers Morgan. CNN broadcasts image of empty chair. #election2012 pic.twitter.com/bZkaMewR

— Tim Hanrahan (@TimJHanrahan) August 21, 2012

https://twitter.com/MattCover/status/237718395339030528

In Akin’s absence, Morgan turned to Obama campaign national co-chair and U.S. Rep. Jan Schakowsky, who followed Michael Moore’s lead in calling Akin’s comments — which he retracted and which were condemned by the Romney campaign — the “real” position of the Republican party.

"The real positions of the Republican party have now been unveiled." @janschakowsky on the Republican party after @ToddAkin's comments.

— Piers Morgan Live (@PiersMorganLive) August 21, 2012

Here we go…Jan Schakowsky on Piers Morgan saying Todd Akin and Paul Ryan "two peas in a pod"…please @toddakin drop out of the race!

— Sarahtonin (@Sarahtonin0) August 21, 2012

https://twitter.com/k_mcq/status/237717725277986816

Schakowsky on Piers whining she hasn't "heard Republicans criticize their own positions…with regard to reproductive rights." #moron

— Brian Guy (@ItsThatBriGuy) August 21, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/20/todd-akin-to-appear-on-piers-morgan-tonight/

Twitter congratulates Kentucky win

The Kentucky Wildcats have won the 2012 NCAA basketball tournament:

My dad & neighbors are going crazy and ringing bells because UK won. #congratsKentucky

— Miranda ♥ (@iimaBelieber) April 3, 2012

#CongratsKentucky The SEC now holds the national championship in all three major sports.

— Josh (@MelonCash24) April 3, 2012

#congratsKentucky on the game! Knew my wildcats would win! Love all the players :) so humble!

— becca alicyn (@Bec_Bec_Becca) April 3, 2012

#congratsKentucky I'm so proud to be born of Kentucky and raised a Wildcat tonight!!!!

— Roo (@RooGirl78) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/iamsarahdawood/status/187029821816184834

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/03/twitter-congratulates-kentucky-win/

Lapdog Chuck Todd is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

When you’re weary, feeling small, and tears are in your eyes … avoid your Twitter replies. That’s Chuck Todd’s advice to his fellow media lapdogs, anyway. He’s having a rough time dealing with criticism of the MSM’s nestling itself cozily in the Obama Administration’s pockets, and he suggested to The Washington Post’s Chris Cilizza that, in order to maintain high self-esteem, pretending you’re not a hack is the way to go.

Conservatives were all too happy to take Pouty McPouterson to the woodshed:

Like your reporting? RT @chucktodd: not a good time to look at replies on Twitter. The partisans are slinging arrows without much thought.

— Shaun McDonnell (@McShauno) September 20, 2012

You sad, bro? @chucktodd

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) September 20, 2012

In which @ChuckTodd tells his fellow Beltway media types to avoid his twitter mentions. https://t.co/b3aFUDei Something wrong, Chuck?

— RB (@RBPundit) September 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/StingerNLG/status/248879101757247488

@ctsa @RBPundit @chucktodd Well, you know how it is. It's considered partisan to form an opinion based on known facts.

— Nancy (@FairTaxNancy) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd NBC berating anyone for being partisan is somewhat outrageous.

— Michael Ritchie (@KeyWestAuthor) September 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/TheRightProf/status/248880505662107649

@moelane Man did the JournoList boys & gals take @ChuckTodd's advice to retreat or what? They went indoors to hide behind their bylines.

— SMorton (@smorton101368) September 20, 2012

But not former Dem staffers or @WashMonthly writers. MT @CuffyMeh: Note to self–when @ChuckTodd says "partisans" he means "Republicans."

— David Henry (@imau2fan) September 20, 2012

@RBPundit @ChuckTodd That is so sad. We should all back off, he's such a upfront and honest guy! Here's a tissue to wipe that tear Chuck.

— Melissa (@AnitaNewPres) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd Wait. You're calling yourself non-partisan? Lol

— #WarOnLeftists (@corrcomm) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd @thefix And by "partisans," I mean people who disapprove of my failure to do my job. And by "carry on," I mean Obama's water.

— Diworsity (@Diworsity) September 20, 2012

Hack-check. RT @jeffemanuel: RT @CuffyMeh: Note to self: When @chucktodd says "the partisans" he means "the Republicans."

— Chris Ryan (@thestreeter) September 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/scarylawyerguy/status/248883169745588224

https://twitter.com/rynemcclaren/status/248885997591478272

Ouch. Maestro? That’s your cue.

Hmmm … wonder what kinds of tweets Todd could possibly be avoiding today?

Watching @MSNBC on election night when @BarackObama loses… #ConservativePorn (cc: @chucktodd)

— Brent Teichman (@BrentTeichman) September 20, 2012

@rdbrewer4 If .@chucktodd wants to see a *partisan* he can look in any mirror

— Thomas Henderson (@aTomHenderson) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd @TheFix Becoming a whiner. The price of being biased.

— babcockp (@babcockp) September 20, 2012

I wonder if Chris Mathews legs are a tingle after that Univision Interview. @Chucktodd and et al must be in mourning #tcot #tlot

— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd @nbcnightlynews Funny how MSM lapped up admin lies for so long. Today's reporters are gross caricatures of journalists.

— Tony C (@The_GBIC) September 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/DocHolliday672/status/248897253413122048

@chucktodd @nbcnightlynews , No kidding,Lol, if you didn't have your heads so far up @BarackObama A&$, you would have known that 9 days ago!

— Markus Ivory (@Ivorymarkus) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd Obama "change DC" comment, WH lied about Libya attack, horrible Univision appearance. Sooo another bad day for Romney, right?

— Huckleberry Friend (@portdauphin) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd How come you won't show the Obama's redistribution tape but you can show the Romney one evern though its missing minutes.

— Stephen (@KrayonPundit) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd @nbcnightlynews Hey Chuck, you needed the White House tell you that? Wasn't obvious to you? Guess the "news" comes str8 fm WH!

— John Q. Citizen (@Gyro321) September 20, 2012

@JoeNBC @chucktodd Could u focus more on 4 dead Americans and administration changing its story and lying or will Friday be more about 47%??

— terri carroll (@terrisuecarroll) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd "The partisans are slinging arrows without much thought." Sounds like MSNBC coverage from Tampa.

— Tim Graham (@TimJGraham) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd @nbcnightlynews I'm sure they feel terrible that the investigation hasn't fit your news cycle.

— Derek Young (@DerekMYoung) September 20, 2012

Several Twitterers took the opportunity to ask Todd if he’d give any airtime to Obama’s admission of failure:

@ChuckTodd: How will NBC spin Obama's admission that he's a failure? Or Rice/Carney lies about terror attack?

— Depoguy (@depoguy) September 20, 2012

Odd. @chucktodd hasn't tweeted about Obama's monumental gaffe. Weird, right?

— RB (@RBPundit) September 20, 2012

Never fails. When Obama makes a gaffe @chucktodd tweets sports and hits Romney at same time. https://t.co/6r42WBiE

— joe warner (@jwarner180) September 20, 2012

@chucktodd when are you going to report on the MAJOR Obama gaffe today?

— Ben (@ben_woods15) September 20, 2012

Man. With those kinds of demands for media accountability, it’s no wonder Todd wants to hide out in the doghouse!

So @chucktodd says after Obama gaffe (can't change Washington) , "don't tweet me, bro!"

— TrevorTrainer (@TrevorTrainer1) September 20, 2012

Heh.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/20/lapdog-chuck-todd-is-having-a-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-day/

9 Scientific Hacks To Help You Get Over Jet Lag

Make the most of your trip by beating jet lag once and for all.

If you’ve ever travelled more than a few timezones in a few hours, you’ll know that jet lag is terrible.

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Waking up in the middle of the night and feeling sleepy and hungry at the wrong times can be all sorts of annoying when all you want to do is explore a new city, or have to be on top form during a work trip.

It happens because your body’s internal clock gets all out of sync.

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Every cell in your body has its own circadian clock, and they’re all regulated by a central one called the suprachiasmatic nucleus in the hypothalamus region of your brain. When you skip time zones, it sends these little clocks out of whack.

The good news is external signals help regulate your internal clock, and you can use that to your advantage.

Your hypothalamus judges what time it is by the signals your body sends it, which is mostly based on light, but also when you eat.

Here are some things you can do to help your body adjust and get over jet lag as quickly as possible.

1. Start to shift your body clock before you go anywhere.

Professor Richard Wiseman, author of Night School (Macmillan, 2014), recommends making use of the days before you travel.

There’s some evidence that starting to get up earlier in the few days before traveling east can alleviate some of the horrible fuzziness jet lag brings. A study of 28 people in the Journal of Biological Rhythms found that bringing sleep forward an hour a day for three days and exposing participants to bright light in the morning meant they could advance their sleep pattern without losing out on alertness.

If you’re going west instead of east, you need to delay your sleep pattern, to try sleeping in an hour later per day for the three days before you travel.

2. Adjust your watch as soon as you get on the plane.

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And try to do whatever you would at that time. “If it is time to sleep, get your head down. If it is dinner time, eat something,” writes Wiseman.

3. If you need to sleep on the plane, avoid sitting on the sunny side.

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Sun Flight

 

It’s going to be hard to convince yourself to sleep if you have bright daylight streaming in through the window next to you. You can use the website Sun Flight to check where the sun will be during your flight to book the best seat.

4. Know whether to seek out or avoid light when you get to your destination.

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As a general rule, if you’ve travelled east you’ll need to avoid morning light but make the most of it in the afternoon, says Wiseman. If you’ve travelled west, try to expose yourself to light throughout the day.

If you want to get really detailed, the University of Michigan has created an app called Entrain that can take your normal sleep schedule and travel schedule and tell you exactly when you seek out bright light and when to avoid it.

5. Use sunglasses to control your light exposure.

In a New York Times article, Steven Lockley from NASA’s fatigue management team, recommends wearing sunglasses during a flight if you need to sleep, and at the airport once you arrive if you need to.

For example, on an overnight flight from New York to London, Lockley says you should wear sunglasses for the entire flight and until 11am local time, to help yourself adjust. Don’t seek out bright light right away, because your body thinks it’s the middle of the night and you’ll just exhaust yourself.

6. If you really need to nap when you get there, make sure you time it right.

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Between 1 to 2pm in your new timezone is the best time for this, Wiseman told BuzzFeed.

7. Melatonin supplements could help you control your sleeping patterns.

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Melatonin is a hormone that regulates your body’s sleep and wake cycles. “Research suggests that daily doses of melatonin can help alleviate jet lag, and that short-term usage seems to have few negative side effects,” writes Wiseman. A Cochrane review of the evidence found that melatonin is “remarkably effective” at preventing or reducing jet lag.

Obviously, though, you should consult your doctor before taking any medication.

8. If your trip is short, it might not be worth trying to adjust at all.

“Adjusting to a new local time takes about half a day per time zone if you are flying east to west, and two-thirds of a day per time zone if you are flying west to east,” writes Wiseman.

If your trip is only a few days anyway, you’ll just be getting on local time as you leave to go back home – and have to do it all over again.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/why-jet-lag-is-so-terrible-and-what-you-can-do-about-it