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Month: May 2016
Co-Worker Caught me slippin’, this is what she said.
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One Does Not Simply
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Best Brother Ever
National media avoids mass shooting in liberal utopia of Baltimore
Another day, another mass shooting that will be underreported because it happened in a city run by liberal Democrats:
Luckily all five people were shot in their “lower extremities” and are expected to survive:
The suspect, however, is still at large and police are “begging” for help in identifying who was responsible:
So, where’s the national media? Yesterday’s shooting happened near an elementary school and kids were everywhere:
Reminder: It was President Obama who said that shootings are “something we should politicize.”
And we’ll happily oblige him. If President Obama wants to talk more gun control, then lets talk about how Democrat-run cities like Baltimore are total failures at stopping gun crimes.
The First Trailer For The Final Season Of “Community” Is Finally Here!
There are new students, but nothing has “chang”-ed.
But Abed (Danny Pudi) is loving it.
And he’s channeling Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on The Big Bang Theory. Yahoo!
There are also new characters like Francesca “Frankie” Dart (Paget Brewster).
She’s a consultant brought in to help whip Greendale into shape. Yahoo!
Theren’s another new character named Elroy Patashnik (Keith David).
He’s a retired scientist who enrolls at Greendale in the hopes of reinventing himself. Yahoo!
Community Season 6 premieres on March 17 on Yahoo! Screen.
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Coming soon to your nonsectarian holiday tree: Liberal Christmas presents
http://twitter.com/#!/Mattphilbin/status/276849370257838080
‘Tis the season for nondescript winter gifts, and in the spirit of the solstice, conservatives are helping our liberal friends pick the perfect ideologically compatible gift. So, whether you have a Festivus Pole or a sustainably farmed ChrismaHanuKwanzaaKah Shrub, #LiberalChristmasPresents can help you find a present that the liberal in your life will treasure for a lifetime.
#liberalchristmaspresents No limit credit card, bill forwarded to great grandchildren.
— SmokeEater (@SmokeEater1978) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents a Bon fire of 24+ oz soda cups and dessert recipe cards and cookbooks.
— Wanda Woman (@alphaMOMster) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Can’t be coal in a stocking since they are shutting down coal…I guess it would be a stocking full of Algae Fuel
— Graham(@PoofImGraham) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Cradle to Grave. The newest government sponsored board game
— Craig Bowden (@CraigBowden2020) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents 1 yr gift enrollment to PETA’S new Tofu of the Month club
— Deborah (@Berrygirl82) December 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/8MilesUp/status/276848522383462400
#liberalchristmaspresents Permission from Al Sharpton & JesseJackson 2 be racist towards black conservatives. Then again, that’s everyday.
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Monogramed Biden Sippy Cup
— Leyla (@LeylaGOP) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents An automatic weapon from Eric Holder’s-Fast & Furious Collection® catalogue! #RememberBrianTerry #ImprisionHolder
— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Rachel Maddow Chia Pet
— GTJessop (@murgatr0id) December 6, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Sand snorkels. A must have! (How else do they live w their heads are buried in the ground?) twitter.com/Lurabyss/statu…
— Lurabyss (@Lurabyss) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents A big Carbon Tax on the lump of Coal in their Christmas stocking! Who needs electricity when you live in the dark?
— Buck (@IH8Commies) December 7, 2012
A free month of birth control! It’s called Get Your Fluke On! #LiberalChristmasPresents
— Alberto Pardo (@BestSocialPrgrm) December 6, 2012
We hope that our left-wing readers found this list helpful in making this nonsectarian season joyful. Conservatives, these could make 2012 a nonreligious holiday to remember for that special socialist in your life. You know, like that annoying dude at the office who’s always busting on you about socialized medicine or the Israeli “apartheid state.” Just sayin’.
First World Problems
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Remember when Democrats weren’t so welcoming to immigrant kids? [pic]
http://twitter.com/#!/Mikerhartmann/status/485821158416072705
Tweeter @Ringo6 reminds us of the time when it was important for children to go back to their home country, regardless of how evil the regime leading it was.
http://twitter.com/#!/Ringo6/status/485799157244772353
Zing. Who could forget the paramilitary extraction of Elian Gonzales prior to shipping the poor kid back to Communist Cuba.
@Ringo6
Wasnt it because he was Cuban?
Elian Gonzalez leaves Cuba for first time since bitter custody battle;
nydailynews.com/news/world/eli…— Joshua (@woodardjba) July 06, 2014
Now Elian is a well indoctrinated Castro lover.
http://twitter.com/#!/SoquelCreek/status/485812445974237184
http://twitter.com/#!/Ringo6/status/485813606647218177
It’s all about the numbers for some people.
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I rarely make it
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