“I think you need to make it a lot wider before you can make it any deeper, kid. Here, I’ve made outlines for you” Reply
“And to make it safer, I have bought you this lining cloth for your project. You can put these stones around the edges to hold it down.” Reply
My Dad told me I could get to Australia. I got about two feet deep, hit a layer of clay, and gave up. Reply
You would reach the centre of the earth because that’s where gravity would pull you and never be able to leave as there’d be no up or down. Reply
That’s efficient parenting right there. Put the little buggers to work!
“I think you need to make it a lot wider before you can make it any deeper, kid. Here, I’ve made outlines for you”
here is your spoon OP , start diggin’
You think I can do that with my 3 years old and my 6 years old? I’d like a pond!
Columbus also tried to get to Asia and failed, now there’s a day named after him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoNbv4sIDiY
Exactly what I thought.
Who wants to go to China that badly?
“And to make it safer, I have bought you this lining cloth for your project. You can put these stones around the edges to hold it down.”
This is like a parenting urban legend.
OP.
My Dad told me I could get to Australia. I got about two feet deep, hit a layer of clay, and gave up.
I wish I was naive like OP. At least I could work hard at something and not give up so easily.
You would reach the centre of the earth because that’s where gravity would pull you and never be able to leave as there’d be no up or down.
and I’m sure it built character
Oops, looks like you misspelled shit.
efficient shit
You forgot the point where he bursts in flames.
That would explain the floods in China.