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Another day, another mass shooting that will be underreported because it happened in a city run by liberal Democrats:
Luckily all five people were shot in their “lower extremities” and are expected to survive:
The suspect, however, is still at large and police are “begging” for help in identifying who was responsible:
So, where’s the national media? Yesterday’s shooting happened near an elementary school and kids were everywhere:
Reminder: It was President Obama who said that shootings are “something we should politicize.”
And we’ll happily oblige him. If President Obama wants to talk more gun control, then lets talk about how Democrat-run cities like Baltimore are total failures at stopping gun crimes.
There are new students, but nothing has “chang”-ed.
But Abed (Danny Pudi) is loving it.
There are also new characters like Francesca “Frankie” Dart (Paget Brewster).
Theren’s another new character named Elroy Patashnik (Keith David).
‘Tis the season for nondescript winter gifts, and in the spirit of the solstice, conservatives are helping our liberal friends pick the perfect ideologically compatible gift. So, whether you have a Festivus Pole or a sustainably farmed ChrismaHanuKwanzaaKah Shrub, #LiberalChristmasPresents can help you find a present that the liberal in your life will treasure for a lifetime.
#liberalchristmaspresents No limit credit card, bill forwarded to great grandchildren.
— SmokeEater (@SmokeEater1978) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents a Bon fire of 24+ oz soda cups and dessert recipe cards and cookbooks.
— Wanda Woman (@alphaMOMster) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Can’t be coal in a stocking since they are shutting down coal…I guess it would be a stocking full of Algae Fuel
— Graham(@PoofImGraham) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Cradle to Grave. The newest government sponsored board game
— Craig Bowden (@CraigBowden2020) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents 1 yr gift enrollment to PETA’S new Tofu of the Month club
— Deborah (@Berrygirl82) December 7, 2012
#liberalchristmaspresents Permission from Al Sharpton & JesseJackson 2 be racist towards black conservatives. Then again, that’s everyday.
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Monogramed Biden Sippy Cup
— Leyla (@LeylaGOP) December 7, 2012
— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Rachel Maddow Chia Pet
— GTJessop (@murgatr0id) December 6, 2012
— Lurabyss (@Lurabyss) December 7, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents A big Carbon Tax on the lump of Coal in their Christmas stocking! Who needs electricity when you live in the dark?
— Buck (@IH8Commies) December 7, 2012
A free month of birth control! It’s called Get Your Fluke On! #LiberalChristmasPresents
— Alberto Pardo (@BestSocialPrgrm) December 6, 2012
We hope that our left-wing readers found this list helpful in making this nonsectarian season joyful. Conservatives, these could make 2012 a nonreligious holiday to remember for that special socialist in your life. You know, like that annoying dude at the office who’s always busting on you about socialized medicine or the Israeli “apartheid state.” Just sayin’.
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Tweeter @Ringo6 reminds us of the time when it was important for children to go back to their home country, regardless of how evil the regime leading it was.
Zing. Who could forget the paramilitary extraction of Elian Gonzales prior to shipping the poor kid back to Communist Cuba.
Wasnt it because he was Cuban?
Now Elian is a well indoctrinated Castro lover.
It’s all about the numbers for some people.
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